Woman: But, didn't one of your players accidentally kick the ball twice into his own goal? I mean that doesn't sound like a bad call to me.
Daughter: Uh, Dad, actually. We weren't planning on company.
Father: Sure, just go into the family bank vault behind secret mirror in the hall and take a few hundred. [Dad!]. Look. I can only spare a few dollars, so you'll have to come up with the rest, okay?