Awkwardly Dry Shave in the Bathroom Right Before
It never fails, the day you don’t shave, is the day you meet the perfect guy for a little spontaneous fun so you end up tidying the best you can with his razor under the guise of ‘freshening up.’
4. Do a Hack Job Tidying Up Your Room to Appear Like a Functioning Member of Society
You don’t plan to do a deep clean of your entire apartment but you will throw the clothes on the floor into your closet and make your bed. Hide it at least.