Wrong Place, Wrong Time
A woman has a problem with her closet door. Every time a bus passes by, it keeps falling off. So she calls a
repairman. The repairman arrives and sees that the door does indeed keep falling off every time a bus
passes. “ OK, I’m going in,” he says, “Just shut the door behind me.”
He steps into the closet, at which time the woman’s husband comes home from work, opens the closet
and finds the repairman. “What the hell are you doing here?” asks the husband.
“Well, you’re not going to believe it,” replies the repairman, “ but I’m waiting for a bus!”