This breakup story comes from Reddit User Buscemis_Weird_Tooth. Don't try this at home
So, I had been seeing this girl for several months. I had made it very clear to her that I wasn't interested in a serious relationship and this was just a companionship/sex arrangement. She wasn't a fan of this, but she went along with it anyway.
The problem with this girl is that she was incredibly boring. Her stories made baby seals club themselves. Her voice made me want to drive into oncoming traffic. She was a sweet girl, but SO fucking boring.