A teacher is returning a homework assignment to a rather lazy student.
Teacher : How long did you spend on this assignment?
Student 1 : Oh, it took me a long time. About an hour.
Teacher : I don’t call that a long time. You should have sent at least two or three hours on it to do a satisfactory job. Did you work alone, without anyone helping you? Tell me the truth.
Student 1 : Of course, it’s all my own work. I consulted the web site you recommended got all the information from there.
Teacher : In that case, you didn’t present the information very accurately. I counted over 30 spelling mistakes.
Student 1: Oh, those are not spelling mistakes, sir. They are just typing mistakes! I’ll have no tell my Mom to do a better job next time.