(Two time travelers, BAKER and JONES, are on stage. They can either be in a spotlight with other people lumbering around in the darkness behind them or them alone on stage with people moaning off stage)
(lights come up and people – ZOMBIE JOE and MOE – wander around the stage looking at their cell phones moaning as they walk not looking where they are going and bumping into each other which causes more moaning. More Zombie Cell Phone Users can be added if available)
(Baker runs off stage. There is a car screech and thump – or this can be staged in a silly way with a zombie person driving a small kid car or a cutout of a car and this hits BAKER)
(Turns it on. Zombie Joe, who is closest to JONES stops and moans louder. Phone isn’t working anymore. Zombie Joe holds it up to the sky and tries to get reception)
(JONES points it at another person, ZOMBIE MOE, and turns it on. That person’s phone stops working. They moan too and hold it up too trying to get receptions)
(More zombies stop and moan abd hold up their phones. If more actors are not available then the moaning can come from off stage. The first and second zombies, JOE and MOE, are starting to turn back to normal)
(ZOMBIE MOE and ZOE exit)
(Turns sonic toothbrush on. More moaning)
(Turns it on again. Even more moaning)
(Turns it on again and there is all kinds of moaning from all over-use-recorded moans or get audience to join in)