The top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work
that's weird
it's never done that before
it worked yesterday
how is that possible?
it must be a hardware problem
what did you type in wrong to get it to crash ?
there is something funky in your data
i haven't touched that module in weeks!
you must have the wrong version
it's just some unlucky coincidence
i can't test everything
this can't be the source of thai
it works, but it hasn't been tested
somebody must have changed my code
did you check for a virus on your system ?
even though it doesn't work, how does it feel ?
you can't use that version on your system
why do you want to do it that way ?
where were you when the program blew up ?
and the number one reply by programmers when their programs don't work.
it works on my machine