ReviewWe at Plugged In strongly sup

Review

We at Plugged In strongly support the idea of raising children in cheerful, stable, cannibal/witch-free homes. Without such a setting, kids are statistically more likely to abuse alcohol and get in trouble at school. And if things take a really uncomfortable turn, they could well become homeless mercenaries, spending their adult lives hacking up and burning hags.

Take, for example, Hansel and Gretel. For a good chunk of their childhoods, these siblings grew up in an idyllic home setting with Mom and Pops—playing, eating dinner together and frolicking through the forest without a care in the world. Had they been able to stay with their parents through their inevitably turbulent teen years, perhaps their lives might've been different. Gretel might've become an advertising executive or doctor. Hansel could've been an accountant, or maybe gotten involved in embroidery work. They might've each gotten married, purchased nice, suburban homes and met each other from time to time for a chat over espressos at Grimm's Olde Coffee Shoppe.

Alas, Hansel and Gretel's home life took a terrible turn for the worse. One night, their father led the two urchins into the deep, dark forest and left them there, never to return. The next thing they know, they're trapped inside a house made of candy, being force-fed sweets by an ugly, angry witch and stoking the very oven she plans to cook them in.

Thankfully, this hardy pair proved surprisingly resourceful, tossing the witch into her own oven and setting the broil dial to "kill." Then, lacking proper adult guidance (or parents of any kind, actually) and needing to make a living somehow, the two orphans decided to pursue a trade that capitalizes on the only thing they really knew how to do: killing witches. They create their own informal extermination services, dispatching old crones and hags and wart-covered sorceresses wherever they may lurk.

Oh, this grim life has its rewards. They become celebrities, impressing villagers with their unmatched panache and grotesque, perilous tales (much like our modern rappers). They're given enough coin for their bloody escapades to keep them in food and grog.

But perhaps, in the quiet moments as they scrub witch gore from their weapons, they wonder whether a different, more peaceful life might've been theirs … had their parents been able to take care of them.
Positive Elements

That last bit of introspection isn't really in this movie, just so you know. But there is at least one other positive worth mentioning: Hansel and Gretel routinely risk their lives to take down the worst of their land's evil denizens—saving whatever children might need saving while they're at it.

Their moxie inspires others to chip in, too: Mina, a lovely villager who was nearly burned as a witch herself; an ogre who previously served in the nefarious coven of a certain powerful witch named Muriel; a youth who hopes to become a witch hunter himself one day. While none of these characters are necessarily paragons of virtue, they do what—in the movie's troubled ethos—must be done.

[Spoiler Warning] It's important to note that Hansel and Gretel's parents didn't just desert their kids because they wanted to go play the slots somewhere. Turns out, their mother was a "good" witch who sensed that villagers were coming to kill her. So she casts a spell to permanently protect her children from bad witch magic and sends them away for their own safety, leaving herself at the mercy of the mob.

The concept of "good" witches is always problematic, of course, but we must still laud Mom for doing a supremely motherly thing here. "They died to save you," Muriel snidely tells Gretel and Hansel. And when another white witch sacrifices herself to save Hansel, Muriel declares her "pathetic." We, naturally, would beg to differ.
Spiritual Content

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunter is filthy with witches. We've already established that. But just what sorts of witches are they? That's a more ticklish question.

Most of 'em are flat-out bad. So bad that we see them attempt to sacrifice children and others under a blood-red moon—the most unholy holiday these witches have seen for several years. And we know that that first witch Hansel and Gretel encountered loved to eat kids. Someone refers to the witches as "spawn of Satan."

We later learn of the existence of the so-called white witches. They don't look ugly. They don't use their magic for evil. In fact, we rarely see them use magic at all. But we know that when they "bless" weapons, those weapons are far more effective on run-of-the-mill evil witches. And while practicing white sorcery still involves spell books and such, becoming a white witch is less a matter of choice and more a matter of heredity in Hansel and Gretel's world.

[Spoiler Warning] Which explains why the evil witches are so keen on capturing the sibs. Muriel hopes to make herself (and her sisters) invulnerable to fire (and thus nigh invincible), but to work this delicate piece of magic, she needs the heart from a "great white witch." Gretel is that witch, even though Gretel herself doesn't realize it until Muriel is actively trying to remove her heart from her ribcage.

Theologically, then, these witches are in a pickle. Sometimes they reflect a traditional Christian understanding of witchcraft. At others, they seem to embody a more naturalist understanding of magic, ever-so-slightly akin to Harry Potter. And then you've got elements of either a yin-yang or good vs. evil showdown—a battle between inherently light and inherently dark creatures that doesn't have much to do with "witchcraft," as typically understood, at all.

A man about to be killed by a witch says, "Please, God, no." To which the witch responds, "Even your God knows better than to come here." A woman crosses herself before getting shot. We see occult-looking texts and charts.
Sexual Content

Mina disrobes and wades, naked, into a pool of healing water, and we see both her exposed breasts and backside. She invites Hansel to join her, which he does. The two begin kissing in the pool before the camera turns its attention elsewhere. The next time we see the lovers, they're getting dressed, with Mina asking Hansel if he might visit her again should he be in the area.

Ben, a young wannabe witch hunter, cares for an unconscious Gretel—swabbing her face with a wet cloth. His focus shifts ever lower until he begins dabbing the swell of her breasts—"ministrations" that are quickly terminated when Gretel revives.
Violent Content

Muriel casts a spell on a would-be tracker, causing strange grub-like things to crawl under his skin. (We see them skitter under his forehead.) He later walks into a tavern, delivers a message and then literally explodes—showering blood and gore on everyone there.

Muriel captures another man via forest tendrils, which lasso his arms, legs and head and literally pull him apart. An ogre crushes one man's head like a grape and stomps another's head into the ground like a pumpkin—spraying blood everywhere.

And witches themselves apparently bleed just like everybody else. Hansel and Mina blast a massive sabbat full of witches with steampunk weaponry. Some of the witches are obliterated by a hail of blessed bullets. Others are painfully skewered or hacked apart. A few, flying away, are sliced into nugget-sized bits of meat when they hit a web of lethal wire strung up between trees. One is crushed by a falling pine. Hansel and Gretel behead a witch with a shovel.

Witch vs. witch hunter battles are filled with flying fists and feet and whole bodies; participants dodge (or sometimes don't) inexhaustible numbers of blades and arrows and bullets and magical flying projectiles. And since in this movie's ethos witches are always female, most of this violence is perpetrated against (and often by) women.

A witch (via magic) forces a boy to shoot his own mother and a man to commit suicide with a shotgun. A man struggles as he hangs from a noose; his wife burns in a pyre beyond. Dogs attack and kill their masters. Hansel is painfully dragged (via broomstick) through a forest, winding up high in a tree. He "escapes" by falling hard to the ground. Gretel head-butts a sheriff, making his nose spurt blood. Later, she nearly bites the guy's schnoz right off, which generates even more gushing blood.

An ogre is revived through primitive shock therapy. Folks get stabbed. Children are threatened. A witch is thrown into an oven and burned alive. We see cartoon depictions of witch exterminations. A witch is brutally interrogated (involving punches to her face, leaving her bloody). A witch holds her hand over and open flame until it begins to hurt her.
Crude or Profane Language

A half-dozen f-words and about the same number of s-words. A variety of milder profanities include "a‑‑," "b‑‑ch," "d‑‑n" and "h‑‑‑." We hear one or two misuses of God's name.
Drug and Alcohol Content

Witch hunters and others drink liquor. Hansel regularly injects himself with medication to stay alive.
Conclusion

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is a dumb, kitschy, sloppy, salacious bit of filmmaking. There is no real character development. There's barely a plot. This movie makes SpongeBob SquarePants look like a work by Tolstoy.

Instead of a solid narrative, then, there's lots and lots and lots of blood. The flimsy flick wallows in it, splashes through it, practically drowns under the weight of it.

I can only echo the sentiments surely voiced by the unhappy village's underpaid sanitation specialists after one of many nearby battles: What a mess.
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Rating

R
Genre

Drama, Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Horror
Cast

Jeremy Renner as Hansel; Gemma Arterton as Gretel; Famke Janssen as Muriel; Pihla Viitala as Mina; Derek Mears as Edward; Robin Atkin Downes as Voice of Edward; Ingrid Bolsø Berdal as Horned Witch; Joanna Kulig as Red Haired Witch; Thomas Mann as Ben; Peter Stormare as Sheriff Berringer
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ReviewWe at Plugged In strongly support the idea of raising children in cheerful, stable, cannibal/witch-free homes. Without such a setting, kids are statistically more likely to abuse alcohol and get in trouble at school. And if things take a really uncomfortable turn, they could well become homeless mercenaries, spending their adult lives hacking up and burning hags.Take, for example, Hansel and Gretel. For a good chunk of their childhoods, these siblings grew up in an idyllic home setting with Mom and Pops—playing, eating dinner together and frolicking through the forest without a care in the world. Had they been able to stay with their parents through their inevitably turbulent teen years, perhaps their lives might've been different. Gretel might've become an advertising executive or doctor. Hansel could've been an accountant, or maybe gotten involved in embroidery work. They might've each gotten married, purchased nice, suburban homes and met each other from time to time for a chat over espressos at Grimm's Olde Coffee Shoppe.Alas, Hansel and Gretel's home life took a terrible turn for the worse. One night, their father led the two urchins into the deep, dark forest and left them there, never to return. The next thing they know, they're trapped inside a house made of candy, being force-fed sweets by an ugly, angry witch and stoking the very oven she plans to cook them in.Thankfully, this hardy pair proved surprisingly resourceful, tossing the witch into her own oven and setting the broil dial to "kill." Then, lacking proper adult guidance (or parents of any kind, actually) and needing to make a living somehow, the two orphans decided to pursue a trade that capitalizes on the only thing they really knew how to do: killing witches. They create their own informal extermination services, dispatching old crones and hags and wart-covered sorceresses wherever they may lurk.Oh, this grim life has its rewards. They become celebrities, impressing villagers with their unmatched panache and grotesque, perilous tales (much like our modern rappers). They're given enough coin for their bloody escapades to keep them in food and grog.But perhaps, in the quiet moments as they scrub witch gore from their weapons, they wonder whether a different, more peaceful life might've been theirs … had their parents been able to take care of them.Positive ElementsThat last bit of introspection isn't really in this movie, just so you know. But there is at least one other positive worth mentioning: Hansel and Gretel routinely risk their lives to take down the worst of their land's evil denizens—saving whatever children might need saving while they're at it.Moxie mereka mengilhami orang lain untuk chip, terlalu: Mina, seorang warga desa yang indah yang dibakar hampir sebagai penyihir dirinya; raksasa yang sebelumnya bertugas di coven jahat penyihir kuat tertentu bernama Muriel; seorang pemuda yang berharap menjadi seorang pemburu penyihir sendiri suatu hari. Sementara tidak ada karakter yang selalu teladan kebajikan, mereka melakukan apa — dalam film bermasalah etos — harus dilakukan.[Spoiler peringatan] Hal ini penting untuk dicatat bahwa Hansel dan Gretel's orangtua tidak hanya gurun anak-anak mereka karena mereka ingin pergi bermain slot di suatu tempat. Ternyata, ibu mereka adalah "baik" penyihir yang merasakan bahwa warga datang untuk membunuhnya. Jadi dia melemparkan mantra untuk melindungi anak-anaknya secara permanen dari sihir penyihir buruk dan mengirimkan mereka pergi untuk keamanan sendiri, meninggalkan diri pada belas kasihan massa.Konsep "baik" penyihir selalu bermasalah, tentu saja, tapi kita masih harus memuji ibu untuk melakukan hal yang amat keibuan di sini. "Mereka mati untuk menyelamatkan Anda," Muriel snidely memberitahu Hansel dan Gretel. Dan ketika penyihir putih lain mengorbankan dirinya untuk menyelamatkan Hansel, Muriel menyatakan dia "menyedihkan." Kami, tentu saja, akan mohon berbeda.Konten rohaniHansel & Gretel: Witch Hunter kotor dengan penyihir. Kita telah didirikan itu. Tapi hanya apa jenis penyihir mereka? Itu adalah pertanyaan yang lebih geli.Most of 'em are flat-out bad. So bad that we see them attempt to sacrifice children and others under a blood-red moon—the most unholy holiday these witches have seen for several years. And we know that that first witch Hansel and Gretel encountered loved to eat kids. Someone refers to the witches as "spawn of Satan."We later learn of the existence of the so-called white witches. They don't look ugly. They don't use their magic for evil. In fact, we rarely see them use magic at all. But we know that when they "bless" weapons, those weapons are far more effective on run-of-the-mill evil witches. And while practicing white sorcery still involves spell books and such, becoming a white witch is less a matter of choice and more a matter of heredity in Hansel and Gretel's world.[Spoiler Warning] Which explains why the evil witches are so keen on capturing the sibs. Muriel hopes to make herself (and her sisters) invulnerable to fire (and thus nigh invincible), but to work this delicate piece of magic, she needs the heart from a "great white witch." Gretel is that witch, even though Gretel herself doesn't realize it until Muriel is actively trying to remove her heart from her ribcage.Theologically, then, these witches are in a pickle. Sometimes they reflect a traditional Christian understanding of witchcraft. At others, they seem to embody a more naturalist understanding of magic, ever-so-slightly akin to Harry Potter. And then you've got elements of either a yin-yang or good vs. evil showdown—a battle between inherently light and inherently dark creatures that doesn't have much to do with "witchcraft," as typically understood, at all.A man about to be killed by a witch says, "Please, God, no." To which the witch responds, "Even your God knows better than to come here." A woman crosses herself before getting shot. We see occult-looking texts and charts.Sexual ContentMina disrobes and wades, naked, into a pool of healing water, and we see both her exposed breasts and backside. She invites Hansel to join her, which he does. The two begin kissing in the pool before the camera turns its attention elsewhere. The next time we see the lovers, they're getting dressed, with Mina asking Hansel if he might visit her again should he be in the area.Ben, a young wannabe witch hunter, cares for an unconscious Gretel—swabbing her face with a wet cloth. His focus shifts ever lower until he begins dabbing the swell of her breasts—"ministrations" that are quickly terminated when Gretel revives.Violent ContentMuriel casts a spell on a would-be tracker, causing strange grub-like things to crawl under his skin. (We see them skitter under his forehead.) He later walks into a tavern, delivers a message and then literally explodes—showering blood and gore on everyone there.Muriel captures another man via forest tendrils, which lasso his arms, legs and head and literally pull him apart. An ogre crushes one man's head like a grape and stomps another's head into the ground like a pumpkin—spraying blood everywhere.And witches themselves apparently bleed just like everybody else. Hansel and Mina blast a massive sabbat full of witches with steampunk weaponry. Some of the witches are obliterated by a hail of blessed bullets. Others are painfully skewered or hacked apart. A few, flying away, are sliced into nugget-sized bits of meat when they hit a web of lethal wire strung up between trees. One is crushed by a falling pine. Hansel and Gretel behead a witch with a shovel.Witch vs. witch hunter battles are filled with flying fists and feet and whole bodies; participants dodge (or sometimes don't) inexhaustible numbers of blades and arrows and bullets and magical flying projectiles. And since in this movie's ethos witches are always female, most of this violence is perpetrated against (and often by) women.A witch (via magic) forces a boy to shoot his own mother and a man to commit suicide with a shotgun. A man struggles as he hangs from a noose; his wife burns in a pyre beyond. Dogs attack and kill their masters. Hansel is painfully dragged (via broomstick) through a forest, winding up high in a tree. He "escapes" by falling hard to the ground. Gretel head-butts a sheriff, making his nose spurt blood. Later, she nearly bites the guy's schnoz right off, which generates even more gushing blood.An ogre is revived through primitive shock therapy. Folks get stabbed. Children are threatened. A witch is thrown into an oven and burned alive. We see cartoon depictions of witch exterminations. A witch is brutally interrogated (involving punches to her face, leaving her bloody). A witch holds her hand over and open flame until it begins to hurt her.Crude or Profane LanguageA half-dozen f-words and about the same number of s-words. A variety of milder profanities include "a‑‑," "b‑‑ch," "d‑‑n" and "h‑‑‑." We hear one or two misuses of God's name.Drug and Alcohol ContentWitch hunters and others drink liquor. Hansel regularly injects himself with medication to stay alive.ConclusionHansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is a dumb, kitschy, sloppy, salacious bit of filmmaking. There is no real character development. There's barely a plot. This movie makes SpongeBob SquarePants look like a work by Tolstoy.Instead of a solid narrative, then, there's lots and lots and lots of blood. The flimsy flick wallows in it, splashes through it, practically drowns under the weight of it.I can only echo the sentiments surely voiced by the unhappy village's underpaid sanitation specialists after one of many nearby battles: What a mess.CreditsRatingRGenreDrama, Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, HorrorCastJeremy Renner as Hansel; Gemma Arterton as Gretel; Famke Janssen as Muriel; Pihla Viitala as Mina; Derek Mears as Edward; Robin Atkin Downes as Voice of Edward; Ingrid Bolsø Berdal as Horned Witch; Joanna Kulig as Red Haired Witch; Thomas Mann as Ben; Peter Stormare as Sheriff BerringerDirecto

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Tinjau Kami di Terpasang Dalam sangat mendukung gagasan membesarkan anak-anak di ceria, stabil, kanibal / rumah penyihir bebas. Tanpa pengaturan seperti itu, anak-anak secara statistik lebih cenderung menyalahgunakan alkohol dan mendapat masalah di sekolah. Dan jika hal-hal mengambil giliran benar-benar tidak nyaman, mereka juga bisa menjadi tentara bayaran tunawisma, menghabiskan dewasa mereka hidup hacker dan membakar hag. Ambil contoh, Hansel dan Gretel. Untuk sepotong baik dari masa kecil mereka, saudara ini dibesarkan dalam pengaturan rumah indah dengan ibu dan Pops-bermain, makan malam bersama dan bermain-main melalui hutan tanpa peduli di dunia. Apakah mereka bisa tinggal dengan orang tua mereka melalui masa remaja pasti bergejolak mereka, mungkin hidup mereka mungkin sudah berbeda. Gretel mungkin sudah menjadi eksekutif periklanan atau dokter. Hansel sudah bisa seorang akuntan, atau mungkin sudah terlibat dalam pekerjaan bordir. Mereka mungkin sudah saling menikah, membeli bagus, rumah pinggiran kota dan bertemu satu sama lain dari waktu ke waktu untuk ngobrol lebih espresso di Grimm Olde Coffee Shoppe. Sayangnya, kehidupan rumah Hansel dan Gretel mengambil giliran mengerikan untuk lebih buruk. Suatu malam, ayah mereka memimpin dua landak ke dalam, hutan gelap dan meninggalkan mereka di sana, tidak pernah kembali. Hal berikutnya yang mereka tahu, mereka terperangkap di dalam sebuah rumah yang terbuat dari permen, permen yang dipaksa makan oleh jelek, penyihir marah dan memicu sangat oven ia berencana untuk memasak mereka di. Untungnya, hardy pasangan ini terbukti mengejutkan akal, melemparkan penyihir dalam oven sendiri dan pengaturan dial panggang untuk "membunuh." Kemudian, kurang bimbingan dewasa yang tepat (atau orang tua apapun, sebenarnya) dan perlu untuk membuat hidup entah bagaimana, dua anak yatim memutuskan untuk mengejar perdagangan yang mengkapitalisasi pada satu-satunya hal yang mereka benar-benar tahu bagaimana melakukan: membunuh penyihir. Mereka menciptakan layanan pemusnahan informal mereka sendiri, pengiriman crones tua dan hag dan sorceresses kutil-tertutup di mana pun mereka mengintai. Oh, kehidupan suram ini memiliki keuntungannya. Mereka menjadi selebriti, terkesan desa dengan panache tak tertandingi dan aneh, cerita berbahaya (seperti rapper modern). Mereka diberikan cukup koin untuk petualangan berdarah mereka untuk menjaga mereka dalam makanan dan minuman keras. Tapi mungkin, di saat-saat tenang karena mereka menggosok penyihir menanduk dari senjata mereka, mereka bertanya-tanya apakah kehidupan yang lebih damai yang berbeda mungkin sudah mereka ... memiliki orang tua mereka bisa merawat mereka. Positif Unsur Bagian terakhir dari introspeksi tidak benar-benar dalam film ini, supaya kau tahu. Tapi ada setidaknya satu lainnya positif layak disebut:. Hansel dan Gretel rutin mempertaruhkan hidup mereka untuk mencatat yang terburuk dari tanah mereka jahat penghuni hemat apapun anak mungkin perlu penghematan sementara mereka berada di itu keberanian mereka menginspirasi orang lain untuk chip, juga: Mina, seorang warga desa yang indah yang hampir dibakar sebagai penyihir sendiri; seorang raksasa yang sebelumnya bertugas di coven jahat penyihir kuat tertentu bernama Muriel; seorang pemuda yang berharap untuk menjadi penyihir pemburu dirinya satu hari. Sementara tidak ada karakter ini tentu teladan kebajikan, mereka melakukan apa-dalam film yang bermasalah etos-harus dilakukan. [Spoiler Warning] Sangat penting untuk dicatat bahwa Hansel dan orang tua Gretel tidak hanya meninggalkan anak-anak mereka karena mereka ingin pergi bermain slot tempat. Ternyata, ibu mereka adalah "baik" penyihir yang merasakan bahwa penduduk desa datang untuk membunuhnya. Jadi dia melemparkan mantra untuk melindungi anak-anaknya dari buruk penyihir sihir secara permanen dan mengirim mereka pergi untuk keselamatan mereka sendiri, meninggalkan dirinya pada belas kasihan dari massa. Konsep "baik" penyihir selalu bermasalah, tentu saja, tapi kita harus tetap memuji Ibu untuk melakukan hal amat keibuan sini. "Mereka meninggal untuk menyelamatkan Anda," Muriel snidely mengatakan Gretel dan Hansel. Dan ketika penyihir putih lain mengorbankan dirinya untuk menyelamatkan Hansel, Muriel menyatakan dia "menyedihkan." Kami, tentu saja, akan mohon berbeda. Konten Spiritual Hansel & Gretel: Penyihir Hunter kotor dengan penyihir. Kami sudah menetapkan bahwa. Tapi macam apa penyihir mereka? Itu pertanyaan yang lebih geli. Kebanyakan dari mereka adalah datar keluar buruk. Begitu buruk bahwa kita melihat mereka mencoba untuk mengorbankan anak-anak dan lain-lain di bawah bulan-liburan darah merah yang paling suci penyihir ini telah melihat selama beberapa tahun. Dan kita tahu bahwa penyihir pertama Hansel dan Gretel yang dihadapi mencintai untuk makan anak-anak. Seseorang mengacu pada penyihir sebagai "bibit Setan." Kami kemudian belajar dari keberadaan yang disebut penyihir putih. Mereka tidak terlihat jelek. Mereka tidak menggunakan sihir mereka untuk kejahatan. Bahkan, kita jarang melihat mereka menggunakan sihir sama sekali. Tapi kita tahu bahwa ketika mereka "memberkati" senjata, senjata-senjata yang jauh lebih efektif pada run-of-the-mill penyihir jahat. Dan saat berlatih ilmu sihir putih masih melibatkan buku mantra dan semacamnya, menjadi penyihir putih kurang soal pilihan dan lebih soal hereditas di Hansel dan Gretel dunia. [Spoiler Warning] Yang menjelaskan mengapa para penyihir jahat begitu tertarik pada menangkap saudara kandung. Muriel berharap untuk membuat dirinya (dan adik-adiknya) kebal terhadap api (dan dengan demikian hampir tak terkalahkan), tetapi bekerja sepotong halus ini sihir, dia perlu hati dari "penyihir putih besar." Gretel adalah penyihir itu, meskipun Gretel sendiri tidak menyadarinya sampai Muriel secara aktif mencoba untuk menghapus hatinya dari tulang rusuk nya. Secara teologis, kemudian, penyihir ini di acar. Kadang-kadang mereka mencerminkan pemahaman Kristen tradisional sihir. Pada orang lain, mereka tampaknya untuk mewujudkan pemahaman yang lebih naturalis sihir, pernah-jadi-sedikit mirip dengan Harry Potter. Dan kemudian Anda punya elemen baik yin-yang atau baik vs showdown-kejahatan pertempuran antara makhluk inheren terang dan gelap inheren yang tidak memiliki banyak yang harus dilakukan dengan "ilmu sihir," seperti biasanya dipahami, sama sekali. A orang yang akan dibunuh oleh penyihir mengatakan, "Tolong, Tuhan, tidak ada." Untuk yang penyihir merespon, "Bahkan Allah Anda tahu lebih baik daripada untuk datang ke sini." Seorang wanita melintasi dirinya sebelum ditembak. Kita melihat teks gaib yang tampak dan grafik. Seksual Konten Mina disrobes dan Wades, telanjang, ke dalam kolam air penyembuhan, dan kami melihat kedua payudaranya terekspos dan belakang. Dia mengajak Hansel untuk bergabung dengannya, yang dia lakukan. Dua mulai berciuman di kolam renang sebelum kamera ternyata perhatian di tempat lain. Lain kali kita melihat kekasih, mereka berpakaian, dengan Mina meminta Hansel jika ia mungkin mengunjungi lagi yang harus ia berada di daerah. Ben, muda wannabe penyihir pemburu, peduli untuk Gretel-swabbing wajahnya sadar dengan kain basah. Fokusnya menggeser pernah lebih rendah sampai ia mulai mengoleskan membengkak nya breasts- "pelayanannya" yang cepat dihentikan saat Gretel menghidupkan. Konten yang hebat Muriel melemparkan mantra pada calon tracker, menyebabkan aneh grub-seperti hal-hal merangkak di bawah kulitnya . (Kami melihat mereka Skitter bawah dahinya.) Dia kemudian berjalan ke sebuah kedai, memberikan pesan dan kemudian benar-benar meledak-mandi darah dan gore pada semua orang di sana. Muriel menangkap pria lain melalui sulur hutan, yang laso lengan, kaki dan kepala dan harfiah menariknya terpisah. Seorang raksasa meremukkan kepala satu orang seperti anggur dan stomps lain kepala ke tanah seperti darah labu-penyemprotan di mana-mana. Dan penyihir sendiri ternyata berdarah sama seperti orang lain. Hansel dan Mina ledakan hari sabat penuh besar penyihir dengan persenjataan steampunk. Beberapa penyihir yang terhapus oleh hujan peluru diberkati. Lain menyakitkan ditusuk atau hack terpisah. Beberapa, terbang jauh, yang diiris menjadi potongan-potongan nugget berukuran daging ketika mereka memukul web kawat mematikan digantung antara pohon-pohon. Satu dihancurkan oleh pinus jatuh. Hansel dan Gretel memenggal kepala seorang penyihir dengan sekop. penyihir vs penyihir pemburu pertempuran diisi dengan tinju dan kaki dan seluruh tubuh ke; peserta menghindari (atau kadang-kadang tidak) nomor habis-habisnya pisau dan panah dan peluru dan proyektil terbang magis. Dan karena di penyihir etos film ini selalu perempuan, sebagian besar kekerasan ini dilakukan terhadap (dan sering oleh) perempuan. Seorang penyihir (melalui sihir) memaksa anak laki-laki untuk menembak ibunya sendiri dan seorang laki-laki untuk melakukan bunuh diri dengan senapan. Seorang pria berjuang karena ia menggantung dari jerat; istrinya membakar tumpukan kayu bakar di luar. Anjing menyerang dan membunuh majikan mereka. Hansel yang menyakitkan diseret (via sapu) melalui hutan, berkelok-kelok naik tinggi di pohon. Dia "lolos" dengan jatuh keras ke tanah. Gretel kepala-puntung sheriff, membuat darah muncrat hidung nya. Kemudian, ia hampir menggigit schnoz orang itu langsung dari, yang menghasilkan darah memancar bahkan lebih. Sebuah ogre dihidupkan kembali melalui terapi kejut primitif. Orang-orang mendapatkan ditikam. Anak-anak terancam. Seorang penyihir dilemparkan ke dalam oven dan dibakar hidup-hidup. Kita melihat penggambaran kartun pembasmian penyihir. Sebuah penyihir brutal diinterogasi (melibatkan pukulan ke wajahnya, meninggalkan berdarah nya). Seorang penyihir memegang tangannya atas dan api terbuka sampai mulai menyakitinya. mentah atau Profane Bahasa Setengah lusin f-kata dan sekitar jumlah yang sama s-kata. Berbagai profanities ringan termasuk "a--," "b - ch," "d - n" dan "h ---." Kami mendengar satu atau dua penyalahgunaan Allah nama. Obat dan Alkohol Konten pemburu penyihir dan lain-lain minum minuman keras. Hansel teratur menyuntikkan dirinya dengan obat untuk tetap hidup. Kesimpulan Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters adalah bodoh, kitsch, ceroboh, sedikit cabul pembuatan film. Tidak ada pengembangan karakter nyata. Ada hampir plot. Film ini membuat SpongeBob SquarePants terlihat seperti sebuah karya Tolstoy. Alih-alih narasi padat, maka, ada banyak dan banyak dan banyak darah. . Jentikan tipis babi berkubang di dalamnya, percikan melalui itu, praktis tenggelam di bawah berat itu saya hanya dapat echo sentimen pasti disuarakan oleh spesialis sanitasi underpaid desa bahagia setelah salah satu dari banyak pertempuran di dekatnya. Apa berantakan Credits Penilaian R Genre Drama , Aksi / Petualangan, Sci-Fi / Fantasy, Horror Cast Jeremy Renner sebagai Hansel; Gemma Arterton sebagai Gretel; Famke Janssen sebagai Muriel; Pihla Viitala sebagai Mina; Derek Mears sebagai Edward; Robin Atkin Downes sebagai Voice of Edward; Ingrid bolso Berdal sebagai Horned penyihir; Joanna Kulig sebagai Red Haired penyihir; Thomas Mann sebagai Ben; Peter Stormare sebagai Sheriff Berringer Directo