I've chosen to emulate a little bit of Helen: her enthusiastic and slightly awkward spunk, her silly grin, her sparkling personality. Unlike many drag idols, Helen's Bollywood evil qualities are an Eartha Kitt-style of impotent, campy mischeviousness that don't really hurt anyone. Helen is an idol who will never lead me to stardom, but she'll also never lead me astray.
And maybe someday, when I'm cute and heavyset and fondly remembered for whatever else I've done, Shahrukh Khan will spin me around a dance floor for a bit... and even though he is the star and he is the World's Biggest Thing, everybody else will be looking at me.