Hey there!
My name is Tim! I often wonder why I am this handsome. And then I come to the conclusion that God just really loves me! I mean he has to, why else would he bless all of you with looking at my gorgeous face?
But that's not all there is to me. I am amazing at sports, you should see me in bed every Friday night! I mean if anyone was as good as sleeping as I am it would be an Olympic sport. Just not for reals because I would beat the shit out of him. I play rugby too, my whole team just sits on the bench to make it fair.
We once won a match 140-5 because I was send off the last 10 minutes for an illegal tackle.
I have amazing conversational skills as long as we can talk about me, and you don't expect any compliments in return.
You can ask for autographed pictures when we have send a few messages back and forth for $10 excluding shipping rates. I am paypal certified!
Feel free to buy me beer or a bouquet of roses anytime! Just ask where to ship it