Oh, goody. They come in more colors.
There's only one body part
rubber should be worn on. - Oh!
Not that you'd know.
You've clearly castrated yourself.
Hawaiian print?
The eighth deadly sin. Out.
Dave Matthews tribute tank.
Now I'm doubting your sanity.
What have we got? Ah! Here we go.
This is more promising.
Not worn since the...?
Wedding. - That's what I thought, right.
Let's have a look.